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Giving out Bad Directions since 1981 | Giving out Bad Directions since 1981 | ||
Providing bad directions since gas cost $1/gallon | |||
Celebrating 30 years of providing bad directions | |||
All the fun of driving around lost, only with deliberately bad directions. | All the fun of driving around lost, only with deliberately bad directions. | ||
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Using what's R in our L brain and what's L of our R brain | Using what's R in our L brain and what's L of our R brain | ||
The shortest distance between two points is a straight line, the furthest distance is a car rallye. | |||
Car rallyes, legal grounds for divorce in 49 states. | |||
Ask me what a gimmick is. | |||
It's not a race, it's a big puzzle. | |||
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''Please add your own ideas (or improved variants of these)'' | ''Please add your own ideas (or improved variants of these)'' | ||
Latest revision as of 10:35, 26 September 2011
Rallye: the longest distance between two points
Giving out Bad Directions since 1981
Providing bad directions since gas cost $1/gallon
Celebrating 30 years of providing bad directions
All the fun of driving around lost, only with deliberately bad directions.
When in doubt, don't bother with these directions
Finding the perspiration in transportation
Putting the fun in dysfunctional
The cluefull leading the clueless
Where turning right may not mean just that
Where you're just a marker away from a wrong turn
When you can't do it right, do it left
Using what's R in our L brain and what's L of our R brain
The shortest distance between two points is a straight line, the furthest distance is a car rallye.
Car rallyes, legal grounds for divorce in 49 states.
Ask me what a gimmick is.
It's not a race, it's a big puzzle.
Please add your own ideas (or improved variants of these)