Gimmick Rallye Slogans

Rallye: the longest distance between two points

Giving out Bad Directions since 1981

All the fun of driving around lost, only with deliberately bad directions.

When in doubt, don't bother with these directions

Finding the perspiration in transportation

Putting the fun in dysfunctional

The cluefull leading the clueless

Where turning right may not mean just that

Where you're just a marker away from a wrong turn

When you can't do it right, do it left

Using what's R in our L brain and what's L of our R brain

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